Effects of IT on our daily life J J

Abhijeet


Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around. I went on to
ask, “why is she not attending the status call?”



Anup



I don’t login to orkut, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc.. at my personal
internet connection at home... thinking it will be blocked any way.
Till I realize - I am at home.

Nidhi

Awesome!!

Once after talking to one of my friend. I ended the conversation
saying ...” Ok bye...in case of any issues will call u back”
(Hilarious!)


Bhabani

Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the door with the keys.

Sandy

I have a experience to share tooo .. I was earlier working at the back
office of an international Bank. We used to 'dispatch' lot of Credit /
Debit cards and statements for the customers and track its delivery
later.

Once my granma was admitted in a hospital, my team mate once casually
asked me " howz ur granma doing now ? still in hospital ? " ... and i
replied to her " She is better now , she will dispatched from the
hospital tomorrow !"

This was followed by a loud laugh in the entire bay !

Sandeep

Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab….pharmacist asked whr I
want 250mg r 500mg…..suddenly I replied as 256mg…lol….thank god he
didn't noticed tht….

Ashwin

Me getting a thought of doing an Alt+Tab while switching from a news
channel to the DVD while watching TV.

Vidyarthi…

And I – after a forty hour marathon in Bhubaneshwar with Powerbuilder,
decided to take a break and went to a movie. In the middle of the
movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at
the bottom right corner of the silver screen!

Venu

Few of my friends and myself decided to go out for dinner. The place
wasn't fixed yet. I said we shall decide it "run time"

Krishna


When I went to a movie theatre from office directly.. I showed the guy
at the entrance my ID card and walked in… he had to call me back
asking the ticket…

Rama

One late night when I went home after work, I was trying to flash my
id card to open the lock and only after few secs, I realised what i'm
trying to do

Arun

Few years back my shogun engine stopped on Bangalore MG Road as the
petrol came to reserve. I told my friend I need to restart my bike!

Ashok this one is the best


few days back I slept at 11:30 in the ni8 and woke up in the morning
at 7:00 and suddenly thought that I haven't completed 9.15 hours and
laughed at myself when I realized abt that. J





Jyotsna



Just after our training completion in Mysore Dc and postings to Pune,
me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants..

And as I finished.. I started walking towards the Basin with plates in
my hand.. J

Short Funny Story

Awesome Revenge
A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone.

After an hour he gathers enough courage to go and ask her,”

Er...excuse me, but would you mind if I sat here beside you? "

She responds in a loud voice: “NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE
NIGHT WITH YOU!”


Everyone in the bar
turns to stare at them. The young man is surprised, shocked and
embarrassed and goes back to his table..


After a few minutes the woman walks over to him smiles,
apologizes, and says," You see, I'm a
graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to
embarrassing situations. "


The young man responds loudly with,

" WHAT !!! THREE THOUSAND RUPEES.!!!

THATS TOO MUCH ! "

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How to Start your day with a Positive Attitude
HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE ATTITUDE:
1. Open a new file in your PC .
2. Name it " Boss "
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently? "
6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....
7. Feel better?

HAVE A NICE DAY