"young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10
husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please
be gentle; I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been
married ten times.?"
"Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
great it was going to be.
"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it
was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back
with me.
"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked
out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the
order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he
wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of
the-art method.
"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he
wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
sure how to position it.
"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was..... God I miss him.
" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".
"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?
"Your're with the "GOVERNMENT"..
This time I KNOW I'M gonna get screwed."
