Short Funny Story

Awesome Revenge
A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone.

After an hour he gathers enough courage to go and ask her,”

Er...excuse me, but would you mind if I sat here beside you? "

She responds in a loud voice: “NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE
NIGHT WITH YOU!”


Everyone in the bar
turns to stare at them. The young man is surprised, shocked and
embarrassed and goes back to his table..


After a few minutes the woman walks over to him smiles,
apologizes, and says," You see, I'm a
graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to
embarrassing situations. "


The young man responds loudly with,

" WHAT !!! THREE THOUSAND RUPEES.!!!

THATS TOO MUCH ! "

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How to Start your day with a Positive Attitude
HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE ATTITUDE:
1. Open a new file in your PC .
2. Name it " Boss "
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently? "
6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....
7. Feel better?

HAVE A NICE DAY

Funny Story on Hypnotism

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Funny Story

A Woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches
I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."

"No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"

His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to
stand in front of a mirror,stare at myself and repeat

I do not have a headache;
I do not have a headache,
I do not have a headache.'

It worked! The headaches are all gone."

"Well, that is wonderful," replies the husband.


His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire
in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the
hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?"

The husband agrees to try it.

Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his
clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom.

He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."

He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps
into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.

His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"

The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back."

He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even
better than the first time.

The wife sits up and her head is spinning.

Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."

With that, he goes back in the bathroom.

This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom,
she sees him standing at the mirror and saying,

She's not my wife.
She's not my wife.
She's not my wife!"