Awesome Revenge
A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone.
After an hour he gathers enough courage to go and ask her,”
Er...excuse me, but would you mind if I sat here beside you? "
She responds in a loud voice: “NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE
NIGHT WITH YOU!”
Everyone in the bar
turns to stare at them. The young man is surprised, shocked and
embarrassed and goes back to his table..
After a few minutes the woman walks over to him smiles,
apologizes, and says," You see, I'm a
graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to
embarrassing situations. "
The young man responds loudly with,
" WHAT !!! THREE THOUSAND RUPEES.!!!
THATS TOO MUCH ! "
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How to Start your day with a Positive Attitude
HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE ATTITUDE:
1. Open a new file in your PC .
2. Name it " Boss "
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently? "
6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....
7. Feel better?
HAVE A NICE DAY
