Dear HR manager,
   
   Raja, my assistant programmer, can always be found
   hard at work in his cubicle. Raja works independently, without
   wasting company time talking to colleagues. Raja never
   thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
   finishes given assignments on time. Often Raja takes extended
   measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
   breaks. Raja is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
   vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
   knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Raja can be
   classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be
   dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Raja be
   promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
   sent away as soon as possible.
 
   Signed - Project Leader  
 
  NB: That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd lines (1, 3, 5, 7, 9,11, 13)  for my true assessment of him.