Its a dogs life after all

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Fun Book brings new lovely story of a dig and butcher and hope everybody will enjoy it .


One day a street butcher looking towards his shop suddenly he noticed a dog coming inside the shop. He want to drove away dog from his shop, and he shoo the dpg but dog again back to the shop . But when he looking closely he noticed that dog has a note in the mouth.
He open the message and read it "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please. The dog has money in his mouth, as well".
When butcher looks he finds a note of ten dollar, then butcher puts the sausages and lamb in a bag, placing it in the dog's mouth. Butcher was so surprised and makes himself to know more about dog after closing shop and lets to know where will dog go
He was surprised because dog is walking down the street when he comes to a level crossing. The dog puts down the bag, jumps up and presses the button.
But butcher is very curious to know about the bag and the sausages and lamb , for the lights to turn. They do, and he walks across the road, with the butcher following him all the way.
After sometimes dog reaches to bus stop and looks towards to time table, but butcher is in awe at this stage. After checking the time dog has sits on a seat.
When a bus came Dog going in front of the bus and checks the number and then again back to seat , another bus came then dog again checks the number . At last dog finds the number bus which he looking for and he climbs on.
Butcher very surprised to see intelligence of the dog and due to curiousness , butcher follows him to the bus. The bus travels through the town and out into the suburbs, the dog looking at the scenery.
Eventually he gets up, and moves to the front of the bus. He stands on 2 back paws and pushes the button to stop the bus. Then he gets off, his groceries still in his mouth.

Well, dog and butcher are walking along the road, and then the dog turns into a house.

He walks up the path, and drops the groceries on the step. Then he walks back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself against the door.

He goes back down the path, runs up to the door and again, it throws himself against it.

There's no answer at the house, so the dog goes back down the path, jumps up on a narrow wall, and walks along the perimeter of the garden. He gets to the window, and beats his head against it several times, walks back, jumps off, and waits at the door.

The butcher watches as a big guy opens the door, and starts abusing the dog, kicking him and punching him, and swearing at him.

The butcher runs up, and stops the guy. "What in heaven's name are you doing? The dog is a genius. He could be on TV, for the life of me!" to which the guy responds:

"You call this clever? This is the second time this week that this stupid dog's forgotten his key."

----Moral of the story----

You may continue to exceed onlookers' expectations but shall always fall short of the boss's expectations!! It's dog's life after all.........*

 


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