Sholey : Software Piracy

8:56 PM Posted by: Fun World 0 comments

Gabbar
sends Kaalia
and two others to Ramgad
to collect the loot-maar software
he had ordered.

They reach Ramgad and start shouting: "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software?

Last date to kab ka nikal gaya".
Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat!

jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki
Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton
ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai."
Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur?
Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?"
Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai."

Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one Water tank and
Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.

Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya hai ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate."
Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."
Jay hits his keyboard,then says:"jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya ."

AT GABBAR'S DEN...
Gabbar: "Kitne bugs the?"


Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."
Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake?
Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga?

Naya assignment dega ...aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi.

.
barobar milegi."

[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. "Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"

Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."
Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai." [logout - logout - logout].

"Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga" Kaalia?"
Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."


Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!
The End.........

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Jokes on Munna Bhai

3:55 AM Posted by: Fun World 0 comments


Munna Bhai Jokes

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PRINCIPAL : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100
Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.
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MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi.
Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is…
TEACHER : No, Millie….. Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : All right… "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Munna Bhai Alphabets
A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for ho gaya na pet kharab khake itne apple
I for isse kehete hai apple,
J for jaisa bhi ho, hai to apple,
K for koi bhi kha sakta hai apple,
L for lo khahi lo ek apple,
M for mujhe acha lagta hai apple,
N for na kabhi na kehena khane ko apple
O for oh! yeh apple —–
P for peth bhar khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasy hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for xmas main bhi apple
Y for youn na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaraasa aur khaalo aaple aur…
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Munna Bhai and Swamy Jokes by

What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu?
I, Iyer, Iyengar.
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What's the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
Comepalakrishnan.
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How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
Ready….Steady…..PO
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What do you call a really colourful Tamilian?
Rangamannar Rangarajan.

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Dudes Quit Smoking

1:47 AM Posted by: Fun World 0 comments


Cigarette smoking is injurious for people, So why people usually do smoking. Perhaps they start smoking as a fashion or even some enjoyment that will be turned into passion and then end of everything not only money or even health as well as life also.
Often you can see the people that will say to you that "I am now quit Smoking" and they kept cigarette packet in its pocket .Why? usually smoking makes you that you will think nothing besides without smoking.

World Health organization already stated that Smoking is a danger only for those who smoking themselves but whom also who will stand near Smoker.
There are few tips for quit smoking.

1)Breathe deeply every morning such that your heart be refreshed with fresh air.
2)Taking In Fluids such that you can drink water as well as you can means drinks more water.
3)Keep yourself away from coffee sugar and tea.
4)Do exercise everyday.
5)Do not loose temper .
6)Try to spend more time with friends, co workers that can make you away from using cigarette.

More help you can find there .
http://www.cdc.gov/tobacco/how2quit.htm




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