Gabbar 
sends Kaalia 
and two others to Ramgad 
to collect the loot-maar software 
he had ordered.
They reach Ramgad and start shouting: "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software? 
Last date to kab ka nikal gaya".
Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat!
jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki
Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton 
ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai."
Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? 
Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?"
Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai." 
Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one Water tank and 
Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.
Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya hai ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate."
Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte.
Hum log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain." 
Jay hits his keyboard,then says:"jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya ." 
AT GABBAR'S DEN...
Gabbar: "Kitne bugs the?" 
Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."
Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake?
Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? 
Naya assignment dega ...aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi.
.
barobar milegi." 
[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. "Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?" 
Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."
Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai." [logout - logout - logout]. 
"Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga" Kaalia?"
Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha." 
Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!
The End.........
