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                                 TODAY'S JOKES

Tom came home one day and quickly hid the watch, pen, stapler.

His child saw all this, and then asked, Father, why are you hiding all this, who is coming.

Papa said my friend Binny is coming. Papa, what is Binny thief, you are hiding all this.

No son, but he recognizes all his things. 😀😁😂😃😄

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SANTA-: my wife passed away yesterday. i am trying to cry but tears not coming, what I do suggest me.

Banta-:don't worry ,just imagine she is came back.

😠😟😞😝😜

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Father-:I have a perfect son.

Neighbour-:does he smoke?

Father-:no.

Neighbour-:does he drink "whiskey"?

Father-:no

Neighbour-:does he comes late at night?

Father-:no

Neighbour-:really you have a perfect son, so how old he is,?

Father-:just 6 month old.

😀😊😔😞